im guido sardenia and welcome to SEBEC

im guide of sardines

Anonymous

there will BE NO sardines in my new world, and also no one left to make fun of my name

i want to file a complaint you destroyed my city and my life and also my inhibition

Anonymous

whoa are you coming on to me

29. more like 49.

Anonymous

fuck you. when im god i’ll be any age i want. also is that nate again because at least i’m not as old as that decrepit butler of yours OOOhhh wait hahaha!!!

fucken teenagers

when im god the first thing im doing is getting rid of teens :-)

hey did you know i graduated from harvard