Anonymous asked: im guide of sardines
there will BE NO sardines in my new world, and also no one left to make fun of my name
Anonymous asked: i want to file a complaint you destroyed my city and my life and also my inhibition
whoa are you coming on to me
Anonymous asked: 29. more like 49.
fuck you. when im god i’ll be any age i want. also is that nate again because at least i’m not as old as that decrepit butler of yours OOOhhh wait hahaha!!!
when im god the first thing im doing is getting rid of teens :-)
hey did you know i graduated from harvard